Love Thyself

Posted: March 2, 2011 in Uncategorized

Quick, what do you love about yourself?  No, ifs or buts allowed. What do you love about yourself?  That list should be longer.  I don’t care if you just spent 15 minutes doing mental masturbation, that list could be longer.  For those that hemmed and hawed and had to fight to even come up with one thing, you need a remedial course in self love and have obviously been taught at one point that self love is not acceptable.
Say this with me and do not laugh.  If you can’t get through it without meaning it and not laughing, your homework is to repeat this daily/ weekly/ forever until it’s been beaten into your skull:

I am beautiful the way I am.  I am an intelligent, gorgeous, sexy, and personable Tough Bitch.  No one will bring down unless I let them.  No one can hurt me unless I let them.  I wear my Tough Bitch Bra with pride and know that the acceptable footwear to go with them are Stillettos of Ass Kicking.  I am WOMAN, hear me roar.

For my Guy readers:

I am handsome the way I am.  I am an intelligent, hot, sexy, and personable Badass.  No one will bring down unless I let them.  No one can hurt me unless I let them.  I wear myBadass Spiked Codpiece with pride and know that the acceptable footwear to go with them are Combat Boots of Ass Kicking.  I am MAN, hear me roar.

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